Last week my parents drove from York, PA all the way to little ol’ Gardner with a Jeep load of all my old crap. Stuff I didn’t even know still existed. My very own time capsule… with wheels.

My sis and Maddox joined in on the fun as we tackled many projects around the house. Things like blinds in my living room:

Alyssa and mom painted my room poop brown. Looks pretty good for being the color of fecal matter.

Dad not only built me an awesome workbench, he also produced a coffee table despite having only the lumber available at Home Depot and Lowes… two of the crappiest places to go if you want to make anything cool. Their new slogan should be, “You can do it, and we’ll just watch.”

Alyssa and mom, not content with making my room a sewage container, bravely transformed the guest bathroom into SpongeBob. It’s over the top, but cool right? right? seriously, it’s cool. isn’t it?

Brent came over the weekend and also pitched in. Helping me install a light over the pooltable… like the professional he is.

Thanks a lot guys. What was a house, now feels like home… and that’s cool. right?